Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Or maybe it is a nature blog

But alas, I am not exactly the nature type. Flowers congest my sinuses, bugs give me bumps and rashes, and the sun burns my excessively pale skin. To hell with nature, I say. Just let me have my game console, my internet, and my TV dinners, and let me sleep in a place where I don't have to worry about these things being stolen. Just leave me be in there, the outside world is treacherous and unforgiving. A trip outside means the bright sun in my eyes, and curses of how badly I'd love to fill the potholes with Federal Reserve money, rather than shred my tires and watch the dollar signs crumble.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate nature. I see the beauty in it, I'm just not entirely supportive when it comes to participating in it. So bare with me, this is a new blog and I haven't quite picked a focus, the weather is nice so if I can get a good shot in, I post it. Whatever I do decide on, it will most definitely be a fiery blast of awesome in pixel form. So hang in there.


  1. Im sure you will find a topic you want to stick to

  2. Florida has too many bugs to appreciate nature sometimes... banana spiders, water bugs... disgusting!