Nothing of interest

Though much has happened in the past 24 hours, not much is worth mentioning. Domestic dispute at a gas station I was buying cigarettes at ended in me being locked in the store waiting for the cops to show up. As I sat there at 4 in the morning between the Doritos and Red Bull, watching this girl cry her eyes out while this massive slab of douchebaggery banged on the window trying to get to her, I couldn't help but think... god bless America.